- It’s called Master of the Universe.
- It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
- E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
- Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks.
- She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
- They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
- This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
- Because the human body doesn’t work like that.
- This is my reaction to everything else:
- Because the english language doesn’t work like that.
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format.
Reblogging because the reaction gifs are spot on.
I couldn’t stand FSOG and couldn’t make it past the sporking of the second book - but if you’re interested in the “original” fanfiction, now you have it. And if you’re interested in some genius sporking of it:
The audio ones are the best.
Manwithoutabody has been doing a reading of this story as well, with plenty of clips thrown in to make it funnier.
a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue
THANK U 4 THIS
Oh god oh god
I am so glad
i know that it’s ‘cecilos’ as in the mashup between ‘cecil’ and ‘carlos’ but
i always read it as like
a cereal name
‘CECIL-O’S, NIGHT VALE’S PREFERRED WHEAT- AND WHEAT-BYPRODUCT-FREE BREAKFAST FOOD. EACH BOX COMES WITH A PRIZE! WE DIDN’T PUT IT IN THERE, BUT WE’RE SURE THAT IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!’
I liked it a lot.
thumbs up for zico not only making a sick beat about how girls are perf just the way they are but also making ostriches feel good about themselves well done zico very good.
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
a did a diagram of my anger
when the game is set up so you can’t win, stop playing the game.