Imagine Kris sneaking out in the middle of the night to KFC. He buys a whole bucket of chicken, and brings it with him to a cheap motel room. “I’m so sorry for what I said, baby,” he croons, slowly stroking the bucket. “I didn’t mean any of those things, you know that.” He gently kisses the bucket, right on the Colonel’s cheek.
another perfect example of why other fandoms question our sanity